[Intro]
Alright listen guys, we need to be [?]
CashMoneyAP!
PPG can't be like [?], we can't be so mean all the time (yeah)
Everybody's gotta be nice, you know?
Nah, fuck that pussy shit (fuck that, bitch)

[Hook]
I'm a douchebag, I'm an asshole (shawty)
I'm a douchebag, I'm an asshole (shawty)
I'm a douchebag, I'm an asshole (shawty)
I'm a douchebag, I'm an asshole (shawty)
I'm a douchebag, I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole (shawty)
I'm a douchebag, I'm an asshole (woo)
I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole (yeah)

[Verse 1]
Chief Pee Pee just might take all your stuff and
Go up your mom's room, fuck her in the butt
I'm a mean ass dude, I'm not gonna front
All I wanna do is smoke crack and fuckin' butt
[?] motherfuckin' drugs
[?] bathroom weed I caught
Choppin' down rocks in the motherfuckin' stall
Told the security guard, he can suck my fuckin' balls (balls)
Let me do my drugs, get out of my business (what)
I'm a fuckin' douche, and I might fuck all your bitches
Yeah it's true, and I don't give a fuck if you got some sort of issue
With me, 'cause you know I got the coke, all on your bitches' titty and
If you wanna do something about it, come fuck with me
I'mma kill everybody in this motherfuckin' club
I don't really give a fuck, I tote hella fuckin' guns
Yeah I stole them from my mom, yeah I stole them from my mom
Gotta bitch all on my penis, chew my dick like it's some gum
I'mma fuck a fuckin' bitch and then I'm gonna go on the run
I don't want your fuckin' number, I don't want you hittin' me up