[Verse One]

Step right up to the fucking filth merchant
My weapons are bloody, but you should still purchase
I'm real certain you'll find something that kills perfect
We can even work out a deal worth it
How 'bout you give me a few bucks, for that their; brass balls
Buy one now, get a hacksaw half off
Without the tax dawg, gets no better than that dawg
You saw us now can't give it back naw
All sales are final up over here
You shopping to kill, a rifle up over here
Survival is more than vital up over here
But we don't sell guns and rifles up over here
Excellent choice, you want the motherfucking pickax
Ten more dollars get the son'bitch gift wrapped
Oh, the governments tryna take firearms
Well take this sword, it works like a charm
Sharp enough for you to run up and slice a car
Into itty bitty pieces without trying hard
(Here) put this katana blade inside your cart before you check out now go ahead slide your card
Just got a new package like a month ago
You can cop a hatchet if you fuck with those juggalos
It's no secret, every mother fucker knows when it comes to filth, filth merchant's got the mother load

[Hook]
I got that filth yeah
I got that filth boy
Hit me if you need a fix
I sell for the cheap
My shit is getting spreaded in the streets because the midget army keep it lit
I come through slangin', I get the payment
And my shit is all over the country now
But the punk police tryna shut me down
Cause I got that filth yeah I got that filth

[Verse Two]

You'll never find a better baragain, unless your tryna lose
I even sell it to the kids like Ivan Ooze
Now your brothers causing all kinds of blues
With his new machete, and he can't even tie his shoes
Amber alert is on and the fed's trippin'
So we sell dead bodies with the heads missin'
Oh, you wanna know why I fuck dead bitches?
They don't scream when I stick both legs in it
And we got the finest cadaver's on the radar
Get 'em a day after a funeral from a graveyard
Sever the head, then hang her with the triplets
I know this shit is (bad?) but it's the nature of the business
And if you don't like the nasty ass smell of it
I'll take the flesh off you can buy the skeleton
Gimme t'ree fiddy, and eighty eight cents please
Don't fuck it too much it might make your dick bleed
[Hook]

[Verse Three]

Vaccines, and biological viruses
Anything you need to fuck up the environment
Cyanide pills can cause an early retirement
There's only a one percent chance of surviving it
But if you want to see a motherfucker suffer bad
Take a couple of cans of this mustard gas
Get in your car, put 'em in a duffle bag
Go to the gay bar and throw 'em at a bunch of fags
Nice and lethal, but it's not the best
Try the Zyklon B, it's the hottest yet
I can tell by your face that your not impressed
I guess you should check the rest of the products left
But make it fast bitch don't you see this fucking line
Time is money little n***a, hurry up and buy
Try to steal something from me if you wanna die
This guillotine is finna sing a lullaby

[Hook]