[Verse 1]
Johnny Johnny
I thought you were my real ride or die (oh)
You told me you’d always be by my side
We had kids, and a fridge, with the sowces inside (we had the sowces)
But it turns out that you were tellin’ lies (tellin’ lies)
All I ever wanted is to be a dad (be a dad)
But you took that away and gave it right to Chad
He’s so ripped, and so hot, how can I compete with that
I’m Humpty Dumpty ‘cause you shattered me, so let’s together sad

[Chorus]
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (yes papa)
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet (no papa)
Promise me you won’t forget me (forget me!)
If you ever wanna see me just don’t eat your broccoli,oh

[Chorus]
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (yes papa)
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet (no papa)
Promise me you won’t forget me (forget me!)
If you ever wanna see me just don’t eat your broccoli,oh

[Verse 2]
You were my everything and now we’re done (done!)
I brought you ball ice cream and fun (fun)
Come Johnny, just slide and come
Back into my life ‘cause I miss my son
And now I know why it’s called Billion Surprise Toys
It’s ‘cause you’ve been runnin’ ‘round with billion surprise boys (yeah)
Should’ve known when you was actin’ kinda distant
Copyright claimin’ shit like I never existed

[Chorus]
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (yes papa)
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet (no papa)
Promise me you won’t forget me (forget me!)
If you ever wanna see me just don’t eat your broccoli,oh

[Chorus]
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (yes papa)
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet (no papa)
Promise me you won’t forget me (forget me!)
If you ever wanna see me just don’t eat your broccoli,oh

[Verse 3]
Johnny Johnny, Johnny Johnny
Johnny, Johnny