(Johnny, Johnny)
I thought you were my real ride or die (oh)
You told me you'd always be by my side
We had kids and a fridge with the sauces inside
(We had the souces)
But it turns out that you were telling lies (Telling lies)
All I ever wanted is to be a dad (Be a dad)
But you took that away and gave it right to Chad
He's so ripped, and so hot, how can I compete with that?
I'm humpty dumpty 'cause you shattered me, now let's together sad

Johnny, Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes papa)
Johnny, Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No papa)
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me)
If you ever want to see me just don't eat your broccoli (oh)
Johnny, Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes papa)
Johnny, Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No papa)
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me)
If you ever want to see me just don't eat your broccoli (oh)

You were my everything and now we're done (done)
I brought you ball ice cream and fun (fun)
Come Johnny, just slide and come
Back into my life 'cause I miss my son, yeah (oh)
But now I know why it's called billion surprise toys (aye)
'Cause you've been runnin' round with billion surprise boys (yeah)
Should've known when you was acting kinda distant
Copyright claimin' shit like I never existed

Johnny, Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes papa)
Johnny, Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No papa)
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me)
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli (oh)
Johnny, Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes papa)
Johnny, Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No papa)
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me)
If you ever want to see me just don't eat your broccoli (oh)

(Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny)
(Johnny, Johnny)