The man is in the house, we about to shut it down
Everytime I step up in this club, I make it bounce
Don't fuck with small amounts, I buy it by the pound
And when we pulling up, boy, that Lambo making sound
(skur, skur, skur)

Got that Rollie on my wrist, you know I had to flex
And I got those twin chains, ice climbers on my neck (oo)
Now your (oo) want a drink, it's cool I got the check
I throw a couple bands, now she showing me respect
(Now she showing me respect)

She wanna know where I get this money, how I ball so hard
She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope ass cars
She said, "Are you an actor, or a model?"
I get the waitress and we pop some more bottles
She keeps asking (uh), won't let it go (ok)
Looks like I really have to let this girl know

I told her I make slime (slime, slime, slime, slime, slime)
Candy, DIYs, post that shit on Youtube
Children can't believe their eye (eye, eye, eye, eye, eyes)
Yelling loud as shit, got that family-friendly content
I don't get demonetized

She was understandably put off by that
'Til I showed her my million subscriber plaque
Now I'm feeling like David Dobrik
'Cuz I got her in the Tesla and her friends are in the back

Next thing you know, now we drinking at the crib
And then not too long 'til I got Shawty in my bed
Slip into something more comfortable and now I'm back
And she looking at my Youtube channel
Wait don't do that

She wanna know where I get this money, how I ball so hard
She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope as' cars
She's checking out my videos, she sees me yelling
I'm going crazy about the merch that I'm selling
Now I'm dabbing and eating spicy foods
I can't tell if she's impressed or disgusted

But she was checking out my slime (slime, slime, slime, slime, slime)
Life hack, DIYs, post that shit on Youtube
Children can't believe their eye (eye, eye, eye, eye, eyes)
Yelling loud as shit, got that family-friendly content
I don't get demonetized

I don't get demoneti-ii-iized
There is nary a doubt, I am the slime king
But I feel so alone, will you be my slime que-een
I can tell you how long I've searched
I won't even make you buy my merch, unless you wanna buy my merch

You are totally free to do so, it is soft as hel
But it only comes in youth sizes and there is no refunds
No refu-uunds (fu-uunds, fu-uunds, fu-uunds, fu-uunds, fu-uunds)