[Verse 1]
I can't believe, the time has come
My college journey is almost done!

The time has flown by extremely fast
But your senior year is gonna be a blast, cuz’-
Why?

College is the best four years of your life, but senior year's best of all
This year's gonna be like the easiest breeze, one big festival

[Pre-Chorus]
And when you’re done you'll be out living your dreams, but the best years of your life are gone, you know what that means?

[Chorus 1]
It's all downhill from here! (What?)
It's all downhill from here!
This year will be great, be sure to cherish it
The rest of your life will pale in comparison, cause' it's all downhill from here!

[Verse 2]
Well that was just a bit brutally honest
Let's take a step back and try to look at the positives
Like how this year will be so fun and full of laughter (Yeah!)
Before it turns to crap right after- (No!)
I'll make a Facebook album called "My Senior Year Lyfe!"
That your mom and dad will probably be the only ones to like!
You’ll go to parties and experiment sexually
I have a girlfriend so- (Experiment sexually.)

And when the summer comes, I’ll need a stress-free cleanse
I'll have the time of my life with all my college friends
You’ll build a lasting bond, the love that never ends
With all these people that you're never gonna see again

But I'll miss them a lot, we'll probably stay in touch!
I’m sure you will my man, but they won't miss you much!
That was.. that was just a little bit rude, don't you think?
La la-la-la!

[Chorus 2]
It's all downhill from here! (Right..)
It's all downhill from here! (This is why we can't have nice things.)
You're at the top, look at you!
Time to get a job, then grow old and then die!
It's all downhill from here!

[Bridge]
Okay, now ladies let me hear you say "Seniors rule"!
"Seniors rule, seniors rule!"
Fellas, let me hear you say "Done with school"!
"Done with school, done with school!"
Now all my jocks, let me hear you say "We're so cool!"
"We're so cool, we're so cool!"
Now everybody let me hear you say "I am alone. Though I do not yet realize that I am casting off into a sea of darkness led only by unfamiliar faces casting their judging light upon me and the sea floor miles below." (Experiment sexually!) "I am alone. As I unhinge from the mothership, I cast my anchor into the deep. I am but a prince of a kingdom of sorrow."
Uhh, I'm alone!
[Chorus 3]
It's all downhill from here!
It's all downhill from here!
Seniors rule, we're almost done
As your journey ends and the void has begun!
It's all downhill from here!

[Outro]
Maybe not, you never know
With every change in your life, you grow
It could be all uphill from here!

But if it is, you're totally screwed
You'd get out of breath from climbing stairs, my dude
There's no way you'll get up that hill!