[Chorus 1: Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, both]
I am Drew
I am Danny
And we are not the same person
We may have similar lives
We may have similar wives
But we are different, nonetheless
And if you took the time to get to know us
For a minute
You'd see that I’m Drew
And I am Danny
Yes, I am Drew
And I am Danny

[Verse 1: Drew, Danny, both]
My hair is brown, my hair is hazel
Look at our faces, look at our nasals
Why can't you see all the differences that I do?
My eyes are baby blue
My eyes are a different shade of baby blue
People say our videos are similar just
'Cause we both make videos ’bout-
Lele Pons, Logan Paul, TikTok Cringe
Bad life-hacks, Instagram comedians
People say we copy and agree a lot
I don't see it
Yeah, me neither
[Pre-Chorus 1: Drew & Danny]
Dreaming of a day that the commentary genre
Will be all mine, mine, all mine
And I'm dreaming of a day people won't think I am
The "Road work" guy from the "Road work" Vine

[Chorus 2: Drew, Danny, both]
I am Drew
I am Danny
And we are not the same person
We may have similar lives
We may have similar wives
But we are different, nonetheless
And if you took the time to get to know us
For a minute
You'd see that I'm Drew
And I am Danny
And I am Danny
And I am Danny

[Bridge: Drew, Danny, both]
Why does nobody talk about how hard it is
To be a skinny white guy on the Internet?
Why are there so many white guys on the Internet?
Can someone
Get all these white guys off the Internet?
Except for me
And me
[Verse 2: Drew, Danny, both]
People think I copy Danny's videos
People think I copy Drew's videos
Why can’t you get we don’t copy each other's videos?
We copy Cody Ko’s

[Pre-Chorus 2: Drew & Danny]
Dreaming of a day, when I don't hear people say
I'm a knock-off Drew (Knock-off Drew)
Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire
And I get all your subscribers (What?)

[Chorus 1: Drew, Danny, both]
I am Drew
I am Danny
And we are not the same person
We may have similar lives
We may have similar wives
But we are different, nonetheless
And if you took the time to get to know us
For a minute
You'd see that I’m Drew
And I am Danny

[Outro: Drew, Danny]
I am Groot
Whoa, where the fuck did that come from?
Yeah, what the fuck was that?