[Intro]
(Yeah, YoungFace)
This song goes out to everybody starting fake beef on the internet

Starting fake drama just to get views

Don't think I don't see you

[Verse 1]
Ay, scrolling all day like I do (like I do, like I do)
Tryna see what's poppin' on the tube (YouTube, ay)
Checking up on Logan Paul too (Logang, ay)
You know I'm a Maverick, that's true

Wait, wait (what's that)
Jake Paul, diss track (what)
Logan Paul, diss track (okay)
Ricegum, diss track (?)
All get millions of views
At first I'm like, 'What the fucks up with these dudes'
'Til I saw they were getting views like cheap receipts
I know that I'm an all around really nice guy
But why nobody wanna beef with me?
I see these other guys roasting each other
Raking in views, their channels are flourishing
So if you think I'd get mad if you roasted me
I can endure it, man
I would encourage it, honestly
[Bridge]
All I want is them views
Original contents' old news
That shit makes me snooze
Start beef with me, you can't lose (ay)

[Chorus]
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
Somebody who has a whole lot of subscribers
Please, come and beef with me (uh)
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
My ego is fragile and you will destroy me
If you come and beef with me

[Pre-Chorus]
I can send you a list of things I'm self conscious about
Anything is fair game, except for my feet

[Verse 2]
Ay, I could roast your vids
Yeah, you could roast my clothes
Ay, I could roast your diss track
You could roast my nose (eh)
You could write a whole song 'bout what I look like
Starting beef for views, the oldest trick in the book
Like, Drake is older than the Sphinx
Come and roast me 'cause my content stinks
I want a lot of views on YouTube
I'm gonna need a long beef like sausage links
[Bridge]
I could pretend that I kidnapped your dog
You could pretend that you beat up my mom
We could pretend the police got involved
We gon' be dropping this drama like bombs (ay)

[Chorus]
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
Somebody who has a whole lot of subscribers
Please, come and beef with me (uh)
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
My ego is fragile and you will destroy me
If you come and beef with me

[Outro]
I need beef!