[Verse 1]
Ten cases of La Croix up in the fridge, yuh
Pull out a Pamplemousse we gettin' lit (It's lit)
Invite a dozen shorties to the crib (Ay)
A wealthy suburb's where I drop the pin, they pull up
We ain't doing drugs tonight
We just here for some good clean fun and we ain't doin' crimes
I got the shorty on her knees shotgunning a lime
Your night is hella still, this shit sparklin' like her eyes
This shit got me out my mind

[Chorus]
Yeah, we ain't got no Xans
No, we ain't poppin' pills
But this bubbly got me feelin' so fine (So fine)
This shit tastes so good, like a party in my mouth
But the kind of party that ends at nine
Not tryna get too crazy, sippin' on La Croix
It's much healthier than lean and Sprite
So, baby, bottoms up, it's just good clean fun
We don't need no drugs tonight

[Verse 2]
Injecting coconut into my veins, yuh
This natural essence got me goin' insane (Whoo)
Wish I could roll La Croix into a blunt, aye
Pour La Croix into a tube and put the tube into my butt
Fuck, I think we just ran out (Shit)
We pull up with the Glocks, make 'em run that shit at Ralph's (Bang)
The cops shoot through my arm, use La Croix to clean it out, yuh
We do this every day, 'cause we constantly run out
Family's sayin' I need help (Why?)
[Chorus]
Yeah, we ain't got no Xans
No, we ain't poppin' pills
But this bubbly got me feelin' so fine
This shit tastes so good, like a party in my mouth
If everybody at the party just died
Not tryna get too crazy, sippin' on La Croix
It's much healthier than lean and Sprite
So, baby, bottoms up, it's just good clean fun
We don't need no drugs tonight

[Outro]
No drugs, the much healthier choice
Just sparkling water with the boys (Boys)
But I'd kill them all for one La Croix (Just for one)
For one La Croix
We just here for some good clean fun (Yeah, aye)