Rollin' deep down the street, call that trick or treatin'
Got that sweet tooth babe so you know i'm eatin'
Walking dead are out in droves ay that's the season
Jack-o-lanterns, cobwebs, bitch i ain't blinkin'
I ain't scared of no ghost, you just look like a blanket
I ain't scared of no killer, you just look like Al Franken
So many things to be afraid of
Zombie body parts, gooey brain guts
Little tiny spiders on your neighbors
Satanic rituals, Nostradamus
Cause i ain't the type to lose my cool
Especially when i'm hangin' with a couple of ghouls
Halloween is only alarming
When i get that text that says "What are we?"
Like I'm not trying to put any pressure on you or anything but like i just kinda need to know what we are... likе, is that so bad? like am i your girlfriend? like why don't you tеxt me back? like.. can't we just put a label on it?! (What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we)
Uh, i'm afraid to commit
Scared of houses, scared of women, scared of sharin' a bed
Gross, gross
I'm afraid to commit
Spooked by marriage and your parents i ain't havin' your kids
Oooo so you know we gettin' spooky now
One month in, she'll be talkin' joint bank account
That's some shit i don't even wanna think about
Shakin' in my panties when she ask me where we're goin' out
To sephora
On vacation
Bora bora
Souplantation
No thanks even if you havin' sex with me
So scared of kids i went and had a vasectomy
Cause i'm not the type to give up my life
Even when i'm gettin' chased by a guy with a knife
Halloween is only alarming
When i get that text that says "What are we?"
Like i seriously shouldn't have to text you this much, I'm driving to your house right now just so you can tell me what we are, if you don't answer.. well then i'm gonna eat your torso (What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we, What are we)
Uh, i'm afraid to commit
Scared of weddings, floral beddings, scared of seein' you shit
Gross, gross
I'm afraid to commit
Spooked by lovers and your brother that dude looks like a dick
You know what? I'm starting to feel like i could do this relationship thing. Wow. Yeah, no, i love you, Let's do this, let's commit. You and i together forever