[Verse 1]
One pill makes you large
One pill makes you small
One pill makes you
An absolute know it all
Her words are made of glitter
She's a bullshitter
So they'll try to bait her
But of all the powers that I could possess
To make you love me for me that would be the best
But before I become that earnest
I would throw myself into the fiery furnace

[Chorus]
Did she just say what I think she did?
Did she say she's a Cocknbullkid?
How are we to believe a word she says?
She's from the depths of Hades
Is it comedy or tragedy
That we're never to believe a word she says?

[Verse 2]
Please help me before I hurt myself
Are these imaginings of somebody else?
She's a narcissist
She's a self loather
Dont lose control of her
Cause of all the powers that I could possess
To make you love me for me that would be the best
But before I become that honest
I would throw myself into the fiery furnace

[Chorus]
Did she just say what I think she did?
Did she say she's a Cocknbullkid?
How are we to believe a word she says?
Sounds like a boy but shes a lady
Is it comedy or tragedy
That we're never to believe a word she says?

[Bridge}​
Her mouth is a trap
Whatever I say I can't take back
Can't take back
Her mouth is a trap
Her mouth is a trap
Her mouth is a trap

[Chorus]
Did she just say what I think she did?
Did she say she's a Cocknbullkid?
How are we to believe a word she says?
Sounds like a boy but shes a lady
Is it comedy or tragedy
That were never to believe a word she says?
She's from the depths of Hades
Is it comedy or tragedy
That we're never to believe a word she says?