I'll stay home tonight 'cause I sleep alone tonight
I won't get blown tonight but I will get stoned tonight
Going in deep tonight, slippers on my feet tonight
Living like a pig tonight, wish I had a gig tonight

But I'm on strike tonight, gonna Skype with Fiest tonight
Watch South Park tonight, my new life starts tonight
I'm a happy dude tonight, eating takeout food tonight
I saw you called tonight, please don't break my balls tonight

There's a party in my mind, I'm so excited
There's a party in my mind, only I'm invited
There's a party in my mind, it's a quiet riot
There's a party in my, party in my, party in my mind

Your in the shit tonight like Nietzsche's abyss tonight
You stand in line tonight, you snort some lines tonight
You feel old tonight, empty-souled tonight
You'll fill that hole tonight but the pussy feels cold tonight

Will it get much worse tonight if the drugs don't work tonight?
The irony's rich tonight, your life is the bitch tonight
You want my advice tonight, you want a brand new life tonight
Well, the old you dies tonight, say goodbye to the night

There's a party in my mind, I'm so excited
There's a party in my mind, only I'm invited
There's a party in my mind, it's a quiet riot
There's a party in my, party in my, party in my mind