[Verse 1]
London I love you, but you're bringing me down
In that special way only you know how
So I'll come and I'll go
I'll to and I'll fro
And pledge allegiance
Pledge allegiance to another town

[Chorus]
You give me an asthma attack
Still you keep me, keep me coming back
Must have a taste for the fluoride
No other place that this city's like
(repeat)

La la la la
La la la la la la la

[Verse 2]
London I love you, but I'm so confused
What part of me belongs to you?
So I'll mix the blue with the gold
To make a color so bold
All the different shades, all the different shades
Of a lover's soul

[Chorus]
You give me an asthma attack
Still you keep me, keep me coming back
Must have a taste for the fluoride
No other place that this city's like
(repeat)

[Bridge]
London I'll never forget you
You are the one I lost my two front teeth to
First one that I lost my heart to
So how could I ever forget you?
(repeat)

[Chorus]
You give me an asthma attack
Still you keep me, keep me coming back
Must have a taste for the fluoride
No other place that this city's like
(repeat x2)

[Outro]
La la la la
(Give me an asthma attack)
La la la la la la la
(Still you keep me, keep me coming back)
La la la la
La la la la la la la