I gotta get my prank on, prank on
And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song
So Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway, do it tonight

And if I ever get there get there
I'm gonna show my chest hair, chest hair
So Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway, I'm ready to fight

Figgas getting stepped on, on stept on
Figgas better get gone, get gone
So Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway, do it tonight

I gotta get my prank on, prank on
And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song
So Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway, do it tonight

I got an extra testicle
But you're skeptical about spectacle
These days bad taste is so delectable
And the crowd is so suggestible
In the home of the showman, home of the shaman, home of the she-man
Home of the comedian, home of the vaudevillians with opinions by the millions

I gotta get my prank on, prank on
And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song
So Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway, do it tonight

And if I ever get there, get there
I'm gonna show my chest hair, chest hair
So Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway, I'm ready to fight

Thank you

Yo, yo, yo

I love the crowd, I hate the crowd
I constantly constipate the crowd
No shit - Chilly put the ants in your pants
Aw shit just to put you in a trance
No I don't wanna make you bounce
I wanna be loved and hated in equal amounts, ah
No I don't wanna make you bounce
I wanna be loved and hated in equal amounts

Where?

In the home of the showman, home of the shaman, home of the she-man
Home of the comedian, home of the vaudevillians with opinions by the millions
In the home of the showman, home of the shaman, home of the she-man
Home of the comedian, home of the vaudevillians with opinions by the millions

I gotta get my prank on, prank on
And hit 'em with a sad song, sad song
So Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway, do it tonight

Figgas getting stepped on, stept on
Figgas better get gone, get gone
So Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway
Take Me To Broadway, I'm ready to fight, fight, fight, fight