[Chorus]
Underneath the mistletoe
You can kiss your cash goodbye
Sing fa-la-la and ho-ho-ho
Smile for the camera even though you want to cry, cry, cry

[Verse 1]
Don't you feel so fantastic?
Paying for plastic with plastic
Don't you feel oh so merry?
Knowing you'll be broke by January

This Christmas
It's a business
December 25th is a cruel mistress
Saving up your dough for the biscuits
Gobble up the profits, so delicious

And that's when the sickness hits
Your kids they don't wanna be giftless
You're not rich
But they got wish list
Don't leave 'em hanging like crucifixes

It's the law of the land
Supply and demand
Behind Santa's Claus
The invisible hand
Were you, naughty or nice?
Did you sacrifice like Christ?
'Cause paradise, is overpriced

[Chorus]
Underneath the mistletoe
You can kiss your cash goodbye
Sing fa-la-la and ho-ho-ho
Smile for the camera even though you want to cry, cry, cry

[Verse 2]
Last Christmas, I gave you my art
And the very next day, you didn't press play
So this year I made record for you
Holy shit from a secular Jew

Don we now our gay apparel
Man I love these Christmas carols
I'm so grateful, I'm so lucky
To rap on a Toddla T producy

Something to stream under quarantine
Smoking green mixed with hydrochloroquine
I miss my routines
And I miss the spotlight
I miss the adrenaline
Something is not right

So can I ask that you clap for this crap
Even I wear a mask when I rap
Keep your distance
Keep your existence
Trust in your instincts
Merry Christmas

[Outro]
Ho, ho, ho
What is this?
Wishing you all
A very, chilly Christmas