[Intro: Big Penny and Ding Dong]
Ya'll ready for the copper to drop?
Can you smell the winds of change?
Everyone drop your coppers!
Yo, heads or tails? Make your call
A penny saved is a penny earned
A penny saved is a penny spurned

[Bridge x4]
Walking down the street, got grass between my toes
My hair grows
Pick up a ball, throw it at a kid
Step on his ball
That's what I did

[Verse]
I'm Big Penny, give a big penny
Gonna go with my big buh buh bubby
Fuck the coppers, got a big copper
My Dad killed my Mom and he's a robber

She don't like crime
My Dad ran in and covered her in slime
Hit her down the stairs like every other time
My Dad was b-b-big man (Big ban?)

Uh
Take a penny, eat a penny, it don't taste so good
My belly hurt
My belly gonna splurt
There's a penny inside and his name is Bert

[Outro]
My Dad he call me stupid
Got a gun and shoot it in a shoopid
My Dad he gives me big pennys
I'm going with it, I'm known as Big Penny