[Intro: Eminem]
Guess who? D'you miss me?
猜猜我是谁？想我了没？
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!
Jessica Simpson，上副歌！

[Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem]
When you walked through the door
当你走进门来
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
我就清楚得很
You’re the one they adore
你就是他们所爱
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
你就是他们来看的人
You’re a rock star (Baby)
你是摇滚明星
Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)
所有人都想要你
Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
浪子啊，有谁会真的怪罪你？
We’re the ones who made you
是我们成就了你

[Verse 1: Eminem]
Ahem, back by popular demand
呃，应群众需求我回来了
Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can
要止住泛酸你该吃点Zantac（胃药）
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand?
准备好处理手头的事情了吗？
How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it grand?
感觉如何？美妙吗？宏大吗？
Well, look at all the massive masses in the stands
看看台上的大块头
"Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans!"
“Shady，老兄别啊，别屠杀粉丝！”
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
操，我以为Kim Kardashian是男人呢
She stomped him, just ‘cause he asked to put his hands
她踩了他，因为他又要求
On her massive gluteus maximus again
把手放她的大屁股上
Squeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to a friend
挤压它，揉捏它，然后传给下一位朋友
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
他还能像以前那样下流吗？
Yes, he can-can; don't ask me this again
当然可以啦，别再问了
He does not mean to lesbian offend
他不想冒犯女同
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
但是Lindsay（指Lindsay Lohan），回头看看男人吧
Samantha's a 2; you're practically a 10
Samantha（Lindsay当时的女友）如果有2分，你得有10分吧
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I see you grin
我知道你想要我，小妞，实际上我看到你偷笑了
Now come in, girl!
来嘛妹子！
[Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem]
When you walked through the door
当你走进门来
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
我就清楚得很
You’re the one they adore
你就是他们所爱
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
你就是他们来看的人
You’re a rock star (Baby)
你是摇滚明星
Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)
所有人都想要你
Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
浪子啊，有谁会真的怪罪你？
We’re the ones who made you
是我们成就了你

[Verse 2: Eminem]
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
执行人在寻找更多女人来折磨
Walk up to the cutest girl and charley-horse her
找出最可爱的女孩然后抽了她的筋
Sorry, Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't?
抱歉啦Portia（Ellen的妻子），但Ellen DeGeneres到底有什么我没有的？
Are you telling me tenderness?
你说我得温柔点？
Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
好啊，我可以像绅士一样温柔
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
把我的Ventolin（舒喘灵）吸入器给我，再来两片Xenadrine（减肥药）
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, then
然后我会请Sarah Palin出去吃晚饭
Nail her, baby, say hello to my little friend!
搞定她，宝贝，跟我的小兄弟说声好！
Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middleman
小甜甜，忘了K-Fed（Britney Spears前夫）吧，去掉中间人
Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
忘了他，不然你又得进医院
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
这回可不是因为Ritalin（利他林）狂欢
Forget them other men, girl, pay them little attention
忘了别的男人吧，小妞，别在他们身上多费心
And little did I mention that Jennifer's in
我还没提到Jennifer
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
她也正跟我好着呢，John Mayer（Jennifer Aniston前男友），坐替补席去吧
Man, I swear them other guys, you give 'em an inch
老天我发誓，那些男人啊，你给他们一寸
They take a mile; they got style, but it isn't Slim
他们就要进一尺；他们很有型，但他们都不是Slim
[Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem]
When you walked through the door
当你走进门来
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
我就清楚得很
You’re the one they adore
你就是他们所爱
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
你就是他们来看的人
You’re a rock star (Baby)
你是摇滚明星
Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)
所有人都想要你
Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
浪子啊，有谁会真的怪罪你？
We’re the ones who made you
是我们成就了你

[Bridge: Eminem]
And that's why, my love
这就是为什么，吾爱
You'll never live without
你永远也无法离开我
I know you want me, girl
我知道你想要我，妹子
'Cause I can see you checking me out
我看到你在打量我
And baby, you know
宝贝啊你知道的
You know you want me too
你知道你想要我
Don't try to deny it, baby
别拒绝，宝贝
I'm the only one for you (*fart*)
我就是你的唯一（*屁声*）
[Verse 3: Eminem]
Damn, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
该死，姑娘，我要开始发芽长成苜蓿了
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?
我凭啥要洗干净这张脏嘴？
You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album
你觉得这很糟？那你应该听听我专辑里其他的歌
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
从未有过的优雅和怀旧啊
Man, Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal, but
老兄，钱啊，我不想故意惹你，姑娘，但是
Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth (Blup!)
Jessica Alba刚才把胸喂我吃呢
Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers
哎呀，我裆里可是一团糟
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
他们不明白我为啥穿得像猫王
"Lord, help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt
“上帝啊，救救我们，他又穿起那件粉T恤了（姆年轻时候穿过的一件）
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit!"
看起来就像衣服缩水了似的！“
I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica
我估计他是要疯了，Jessica
Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya
放心吧，超人（The Eminem Show的Superman）会拯救你的
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
你怎么能怨我呢？你是我的Amy（指Amy Winehouse），我是你的Blake（Amy的男友）
Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake
说真的，给我烤个生日蛋糕吧
With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak
里面藏好锯条，这样我就能逃狱了
Baby, I think you just met your soulmate
宝贝，我想你刚好遇见了你的灵魂伴侣
Now break it down, girl
现在就逃吧，女孩

[Chorus: Charmagne Tripp & Eminem]
When you walked through the door
当你走进门来
It was clear to me (Clear to me)
我就清楚得很
You’re the one they adore
你就是他们所爱
Who they came to see (Who they came to see)
你就是他们来看的人
You’re a rock star (Baby)
你是摇滚明星
Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)
所有人都想要你
Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
浪子啊，有谁会真的怪罪你？
We’re the ones who made you
是我们成就了你

[Outro: Eminem]
So baby
所以啊宝贝
Baby, get down, down, down
宝贝，跪下，跪下，跪下
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down, down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good!
哦Amy！戒毒所从没那么棒过！
I can't wait, I'm going back
我等不急啦，我要回来了
Ha-ha, woo!
Dr. Dre! 2020!
Yeah!