[Intro]
Yeah, it's Bam Bam
You know I'm back
It's me, it's me
Flushing
Uh-huh

[Verse 1]
Sell coke, walk with a cane
Flex the green Porsche in the rain
Catch me at the mall with your dame
But nah, I ain't buying shit but she's drinking
Five pairs of all white Airs and some Scottie Pippen's
Bitches be basic and they ain't shit
At least I'm famous and I ain't shit
Well, my mother loves me, I'm her baby
We still drive each other crazy
Now my man needs a liver, bought it off of eBay
He started snorting Pepsi, now he's got a fiend's face
I pre-game before the pre-game
I let my chicken go, give her free range
This is Jericho, no jheri curl
Put the pedal to the metal, make the Chevy twirl
Peace to my man Sean, All State
I put 100K on Army versus Ball State
[Chorus]
Why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is
You gotta raise your kids
I just wanna be a normal person
But I'm special and I understand
That you wanna see me rap and do the running man
But why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is
Why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is
Ayo, why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is
And you wonder why my mind is filled with crazy shit

[Verse 2]
I fucked three bitches one day
I'm disgusting, but I'm honest
Toot some, baby, clean your sinus
I had to take a shit inside the diner
So I pulled the Rover over
Leather shoulder like Israeli soldiers
Catch me butt naked in a green Buick
Huey Lewis and the News drinking 22's, uh
Thinking back when I was 22
And I didn't have the stunning do'
Light skin, dark skin, no skin, bitch, I'm running through
Then eat the honeydew, I'm running with the money crew
Five closets full of running shoes and I ain't running Duke
My girl jealous because she know that I'm in love with you
My name Le Bronson, Not Guy Fieri
You get robbed for your cheddi
Whisper instructions to my consigliere
Big shotty like a yeti
Fuck the world tatted on the back yo
[Chorus]
Why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is
You gotta raise your kids
I just wanna be a normal person
But I'm special and I understand
That you wanna see me rap and do the running man
But why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is
Why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is
Ayo, why you gotta be like that? That's just the way it is
And you wonder why my mind is filled with crazy shit

[Outro]
Can you take me, take me to my nephew's house?
"How are those grapes?
They're from Estonia, they're from Estonia"
Lithuania, they're from Latvia
They're from Uzbekistan
They're baked in Bulgaria
He's number one in Bulgaria right now
He's number one in Bulgaria