[Intro]
It's me (Yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who the fuck else? (Uh)
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]
Sworn enemies like rattlesnake and mongoose (Uh)
I'm laid up while mami makin' mangu (Uh)
I just put like twenty turbos on the Honda, shit from '92 (Ah)
Surround my body with the Paulo Santo (Yeah)
Yeah, bitch it's Bronny and the Bronco
Once again, ridin' in the sunset (Ooh)
Blood inside my eyes (Uh), I can't let it touch my son's head (No)
This shit drippin' on the BoJack's with no napkins (Uh)
Life is one take, no actin'
Already travelled back and forth to different galaxies, no cappin' (God damn)
You starin' at the Captain (Uh), a young Eric Clapton (Uh)
The all white B7 Alpina see me lamped in (Uh)
Money green sweatsuit made by champion a champion (Champion)
Fuck the blunts, double parked outside the Pantheon
Feelin' like I'm Maximus (Uh)
This type of shit'll make the feedback flip
Make the plane fly backwards (Ooh), make the college coach buy my pops a tractor then I practice (Blue Chips)
We set him up through the computer, he a catfish (Haha)
He thought it was Maria (Uh-uh)
But it was a motherfucker that looked like Judge Mathis (Ah-ah)
Pull the machete out the mattress (Oh, oh)
Caught him slippin', he an actress
[Chorus]
If I had a watch (Uh), I'd probably throw that shit in the river (Uh)
Hunnid K just to shiver (Yeah)
Bitch, I don't give a fuck (Uh, uh, man)
If I had a watch (Nah)
If I had a watch (Uh), I'd probably throw that shit in the river (Uh)
Half a milli' just to shiver
Bitch, I don't give a fuck (Fuck, fuck, uh, fuck)
If I had a watch (If I had a watch, fuck that, uh)

[Verse 2]
While mami make the mofongo, I play the bongo
And race four wheelers through the jungle (Man, oh, man)
It's like I'm everybody's favorite uncle (Man, for real)
They always ask for money (Uh, for real)
They know we stay in trouble (Uh)
But still they love me off the humble (Ah)
Shit, same here, bitch I love you (Ah)
I make the Jag dance seductive (Ah, ooh)
Things in my life I can't discuss, why? (Ooh)
'Cause people can't be trusted (Uh, woo)
I circle blocks like an estrange husband with the OJ gloves in (Ah, woo)
You better lay low cousin (Yeah, woo)
Man where the clams at? Nobody ordered ham here (Uh, nobody)
Grabbed his arm (Uh), pulled his hand, he'll stand clear (Ah)
Start the saw, just like you breakin' down a deer, you hear? (Ah, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom)
Man I swear (Ah), you fuckin' with the wrong one (True)
And it's gonna catch up to you in the long run (Guess you run)
Shit's bizarre (It is), I play the MAC 11 like guitar (Uh, uh)
Yeah I'm so Queens Boulevard (Uh)
Jump out the plane, only a hoodie on (Uh)
They don't what he's on (Nah)
I think I see me you involved but shit I could be wrong
I could be wrong, could be wrong
[Chorus]
If I had a watch, I'd probably throw that shit in the river (Uh, yeah)
Hunnid K just to shiver (Uh)
Bitch, I don't give a fuck (Uh)
If I had a watch (Yeah, nah, uh)
If I had a watch (Uh), I'd probably throw that shit in the river
Hunnid K just to shiver
Bitch, I don't give a fuck (Uh)
If I had a watch (Nah)
If I had a watch, I'd probably throw that shit in the river
Hunnid K just to shiver
Bitch, I don't give a fuck (Uh)
If I had a watch (Nah)
Yeah if I had a watch