[Intro]
Alright, here we go, our next performer is a very talented guy, a little weird though, little weird though, I'll tell you that, I said to him, how should I introduce you, he said who gives a shit, hahaha, he's my kinda guy, okay?
Ah!
As he talks he paints a picture with words and with gestures
Uhuh, fuck!
For your audience must be impressed or you're wasting your breath
Yo
A man who needs no introduction, this fellow good

[Verse 1: Hologram]
Take a ride with the plug
I don’t ride with the drugs
I don’t sell heroin
I know somebody who does
Uh, I got a zip with an O in it - Wow
The type of shit to get your whole zip code litted - uhuh! - Wow
I smell like cologne in my raw comb - Wow
I’m high as possible, my spliff is colossal - Bitch
My butterfly knife sting like a bee - Cheeky
I live a wild life, I think like a G - What?
My goon let his bullets go, like Washington - Let it go
Put the guns away and start watching him - This fella's good
Yo
[There can be no justice!]
The caged bird sings ‘cause it’s locked in a cage - Okay
In a house in the ghetto, on a block full of rage
With virus everywhere, hood chopped fulla AIDS
There's no sunrays, you don’t die of old age - It's fucked up
If I walk away, you say I backed down - I'll kill you
Call me a bully if I stand my ground - Yo!, I'll kill you
This that ‘catch a live jelly at the rim' shit
Bitch I been lit - Bitch
[Verse 2: Action Bronson]
Uhuh, yo!
[As he talks he paints a picture with words and with gestures]
[For your audience must be impressed or you're wasting your breath]
[A man who needs no introduction]
It's me, uh, you know who the fuck it is, it's me
I caught the alley-oop, jumped off my left foot
Brought the thunder - woo, serve a motherfucker up just like some hummus - Uh - This fella's good
Two thug dykes, pack a jersey red
Reggie White - yeah, go back and forth uptown to cop haze - Uh
I’m talkin’ every night - Every night
Offroad M6, forest green red shift - Yeah
And that shit frosty, hit it with some sprinkles - Yeah
Man, I might spin through - Uhuh
Machine gun dancin' like a Bollywood scene - Uh
Laser sight with the beam, it ain’t clean, uh
Baklava, it's an ancient pastry - Yes
I’m like Ed Reed playin' safety - uhuh - This fella's good
I need a bitch with a tongue like Kakey - True
So I could sit on her face naked - True
And watch the fuckin' Knicks vs. the Lakers - Vs. the Lakers

[Outro]
As he talks he paints a picture with words and with gestures
For your audience must be impressed or you're wasting your breath
A man who needs no introduction