[Verse 1]
Slip in through the back door
Don't make it past the couch
Got a reckless routine figured out
I drink until I dance
I dance until I didn't think about it
Rock bottom, hell, I found it

[Chorus]
I'm too drunk to care 'bout the smoke in my hair
And I'm way too gone to take off my Luccheses
There's tequila on my breath and a poundin' in my head
I'm a dive-bar-shit-show downward spiral lately
And I'm even more a mess when I wake up
He's sleepin' in her bed and I'm sleepin' in my makeup

[Verse 2]
Is he sleepin' like a baby?
Does he tell her that I'm crazy?
I think maybe I might be by now
No onе can tell me nothin'
As fast as I've been runnin'
Damn nеar ran myself into the ground

[Chorus]
I'm too drunk to care 'bout the smoke in my hair
And I'm way too gone to take off my Luccheses
There's tequila on my breath and a poundin' in my head
I'm a dive-bar-shit-show downward spiral lately
And I'm even more a mess when I wake up
He's sleepin' in her bed and I'm sleepin' in my makeup
[Bridge]
I could clean my act up
Sweep it underneath the rug
But burnin' out this heartbreak's way more fun

[Chorus]
I'm too drunk to care 'bout the glitter in my hair
And I'm way too gone to let his leavin' phase me
There's tequila on my breath and a poundin' in my head
I'm a dive-bar-shit-show downward spiral lately
And I'm even more a mess when I wake up
He's sleepin' in her bed and I'm sleepin' in my makeup