How to make a Rustage song? First off
Choose a BPM you can double time on
Grab a dozen words from Wikirhymer dot com
And put a first rap section in every song
You've got to impress with really fast rhymes
Even if it gets stale after thirty four times
Even if you end up using similar lines
And you flounder, and you mumble when you're playing it live
When you're attacking and smacking, the beat, it's cracking
And weak is backing it onto the feet, this happens because
You're speaking so fast that nobody catches onto the fact
That the lyrics that you're rapping have nothing to do with the track
That's whack and phoney
Hey, remember when you were a brony?
Me too though, don't worry
At least I'm not still known for the Ponies
You attracted all the kids with a love for the show
Now your fanbase is a dozen years old at most
When a child comments "daddy" on your video
I think it's time to get up and go
What's the difference between your music now
And your music five years ago?
The production got better, but your lyrics are lame
And your high pitched voice kinda stayed the same
I can't figure out if you're a man in child's clothing or a child in menswear
Either way, I'm loathing that you're popular now, considering we started on the same square
Nah, I'm just joking, hoping
You'll forgive me cause I'm hopeless on my own, man
Maybe we'll play live together some day
In the meantime grats on fifteen K, Dan