[Verse 1 (Shwabadi)]
Oh lala
Tryna make a splash in your boudoir, my
Body is a game like frogger when you hop up on the log
And you've been stuck up on the hard part
Just tryna gat a taste of what's beneath those pants
You can't blame me, babe
It's a delicacy in france
Uh, tongue game Froppy
Shawty's top go awful sloppy
If you thought this song would be romantic
Then I'm awful sorry
So, is it wrong to fantasize
About hopping with this froggy in my daydreams?
For legal reasons, guys, in this hypothetical, the character is 18
(She's a consenting adult)

[Chorus (Bonecage)]
Girl, the way you use your tongue
Got me thinking maybe, baby
I'm cool with dating frogs
What I feel for you is a gift from above
Amphibian love, amphibian love
Tsu, you got me flying like a dove
Secreting mucous, with you 'cause
I'm totally in love
What I feel for you is a gift from above
Amphibian love, amphibian love
[Verse 2 (Connor Quest!)]
Heads feeling underwater, but you give me air, amphibious
Say I don't have little crush, but I am fibbing, us
Is a plural that like to use to describe the two lives that are me and you
Think what parents might say, it's a tad polarizing
Don't change the fact, get this lads pole a rising
Get tropical Johnny's that workin the warm weather
Want it modified, I'll rib-it for your pleasure
Grab you by the hip and hop off the bed
Thigh's looking so good, I could chop off your legs
But I promise I won't 'cause I've got other dinner plans
Treat my face, your lily pads might be over the pond
Nothing has broken our bond
And if you go before I say I love you, I might croak

[Verse 3 (Dan Bull)]
Girl, the way you're climbing up the walls got me climbing up the walls
'Till I'm wiping all the slime up off the floors
My love for you is even wider than your jaws
If your pond has a phone, then can I give you a call?
I'm not one of those slimy guys
No offense meant, that might be the kind you like
Some people may disapprove
But if I do, do not shoot my shot, then I'll be missing you
I never want to see you in a french kitchen
The one time we tried french kissing, I went missing
I got jelly the time we went fishing
Never expected it to be critters you were licking
And when the bow in your hair's slung right back
How could I resist a tongue like that
You're a frog, I'm a bull, so let's lock horns
And never stop 'till the world's full of frogspawn
[Chorus (Bonecage)]
Girl, the way you use your tongue
Got me thinking maybe, baby
I'm cool with dating frogs
What I feel for you is a gift from above
Amphibian love, amphibian love
Tsu, you got me flying like a dove
Secreting mucous, with you 'cause
I'm totally in love
What I feel for you is a gift from above
Amphibian love, amphibian love