[Verse 1: Alucard (Rustage)]
Blood on my drip, Dio's about to go down with the ship
I got the metal, but you be forgetting your bars like Araki forgetting his script
Look at this bitch, I be like Anderson, how if you cross me you won't last long
Now your heart's gone, be like Jim Carrey 'cause you can't do shit with no Mask on
Step into my shadow, then a bitch get shot, give you more holes than there's holes in your plot
I be the king of this shit and I cut you to more parts than your show's got
Beat by a kid, now you're known for failing, think he got drip with a coat so basic
Just like your father you end up with nothing, now you and your dad have both been wasted
I can not be killed, you died twice
I've seen strongеr vamps in twilight
Send you clips, no need for highlights
'Cause I pull the twins, that's two likе eins zwei
Dropped more goons than you on driveby
You're all talk and smoke like dry ice
Off the top, these bars from my mind
Whilst you stop time to think and write lines

[Verse 1: Dio (Shwabadi)]
I'm a bastard, orphan, son of an embarrassment
But that's a better backstory than ripping off old Bram again
I feel no remorse for killing dad or any of my kin
You just had to whine and cry for Alexander Anderson
Ask Integra, sir, may I hit him? Can't even attack without her permission
I've no masters, I've got no prison, I move faster, time does my bidding
Huh, you're not even British, I'll cut this Immigrant's Song short
They think I led in the zeppelins, way that I'm letting these bombs drop
Oh, the humanity, your Christianity's keeping you bogged down
Just ask the Vatican about my name 'cause they're calling me god now
I have the world at my feet, if you come try to Stand you get stomped out
Bring Baskerville and jackal still I'm used to putting dogs down
[Verse 2: Alucard (Rustage)]
You're not a god, you just lack faith, Muda Muda, how you're just like your catchphrase
I can believe it, your rapping is actually more insufferable than your fan base
I know what's at stake, I got a silver bullet, watch 'em catching more strays than a shotgun
You are the one quoting Hamilton, so you should know that we immigrants, we get the job done
Turn a battle to a grave site
I'mma wipe out your line like a hate crime
Known to take lives
But Dio be talking big, I leave him burnt like he stepped in the daylight
How a man and his name oxymorons?
Only kiss you could get was a forced one
They gon' worship the ground that I walk on
Alucard, they hear the name and the war's won

[Verse 2: Dio (Shwabadi)]
Oh, you're approaching me? What's your plan, boy?
Your show isn't even that popular, the Abridged version was the fans' choice
I have a legacy, I had a family, you were resigned to a black void
Are you dead or alive? You nearly died to the blood of Schrödinger's Catboy
Damn, Vlad, I'm like Saint George, this Wallachian Dragon I'll slay
Be like bang bang, but it takes more than a bullet to keep me at bay
You and Integra can both retire, you've lived to a ripe old age
Now bring me a real vampire, you've got it backwards like your name

[Verse 3: Dracula (Connor Quest!)]
Did somebody say real vampire? Hahaha!
The classics never die, up in my castle levels high
While a dupe of me faced a Lucha Libre, bickering, squabbling, peasant-like
No authenticity, counterfeit hacks, it's faith in your sources, in thou which you lack
But I'll give your flowers on vampiric prowess, sucked all the life from out of this track
Walter got sick of cleaning your bat-shit ways
You can not get the staff these days
You say you're a hellish fella
But you're not from the depths of the Nether just cause you get kept in the cellar
And look at this Gaudy fashion, no decorum or class, an atrocious view
It's like you run through a pawnshop soaked in glue, why would anyone be approaching you?
The thane of Transylvania, the true bloodline veins inside me
So I'll take this title kindly, got a problem? You can bite me