Shwabadi
Elden Ring Boss Cypher
[Verse 1: Godrick the Grafted (GalickZ)]
Let's get to the topic
You know someone that got more hands than Godrick?
I start an earthquake, that's how I'm rocking
Not keeping count of the bodies I'm dropping
See if I'm up at your spot, better sound the alarm
Had to win, and it literally cost me an arm
You got partners, but they ain't gon' do me no harm
Said you nice, but your skills aren't up to the par
Bitch, I'm a beast, I'm sure that no one's dragging me
Look at my left, the burner on me actually
I gotta dodge and swerve when they attacking me
He pulling up, it's curtains, that's a tragedy
Call me a demigod, I'm causing casualties
I'll make him disappear, you'll see thе magic
I'll put him down, his body getting drafted
That is your fate, you fucking with thе Grafted

[Verse 2: Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing (Kadesh Flow)]
Someone tell me how many people wanna climb the steeples of my guarded keep to try to see me downed
You know how I treat them, gotta off and eat them, got that It demeanor, yes, I mean the clown
I don't need your help, you just ran up out here redeem yourself, hope you brought a squad
Cause you'll end up worse than Robinson, needing prayers from the Saint, not the Jake, tryna box with god
Think you got a shot, well, that's fake news, you just running to an early grave, fool
I spin the block like hitting figure eights too, now your whole squad's getting ate too
You were lured with pretense of celebration, but you got played like an etude
They betrayed you, gassing you with hope, now you're just like Caesar asked Brutus: "Et tu?"
[Verse 3: Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon (Rapknight)]
The baddest bitch in the Lands Between
If you is really down to tango, come and dance with me
No happy feet, just know I keep a stack of beams
And a couple fiends who down to throw them hands for me
Y'all said that that was easy, let's not end this too soon, no
That was called phase one, you gon' have to run this two, bro
And mother like daughter 'cause my lil' Ranni'll make a fool swoon
But let's see how you fare against Rennala of the Full Moon

[Verse 4: Starscourge Radahn (Shwabadi)]
Pull up on a horse like waddup bitch?
Yeah, you gon' have to go and summon something
Drop a meteor if you up on the fuck shit
I don't do assumptions, I just do destruction
You ain't sensed the danger? Buddy, you ain't grasped the gravity
You gon' need an army just to take a fucking pass at me
Why you mad at me? I let y'all survive
How you fight the dude who keeps the fucking stars up in the sky?

[Verse 5: God-Devouring Serpent / Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy (Politicess)]
Switch into the snake man, same plan, four popping hella smoke
Shocking how I'm steady dodging, you ain't even mince the bolt
Hotter than the sun, people claiming I be mythical
They sleeping on my powers daily 'till the fucking god awoke
Spin the block, watch 'em take an L
You beating me is Blasphemy, these odds ain't been stacking well
Two face copycats acting like they know me well
Fuck the system, turn this game into a bullet hell
[Verse 6: Malenia, Blade of Miquella (Nenorama)]
Boom, just like that!
Sword through your chest, and your heartlines flat
Gotta watch your mouth, gonna cut the chitchat
Chunka change upon, gonna call it all tit-for-cash
I'm not gonna tell you again
Scarlet be coursing from veins to the brain
Water be foul when you drink from my rain
That's what you get when you're in my domain
Buckle your britches 'cause I got a tale, maidenless wretches got no one to rail
Aeonia is vicious, my clones are malicious, it's all repetitious, so you know this well
You've chosen quite poorly, like it's the wrong Grail, my prosthetic swift as it goes to impale
When I raise to the sky, that's when you can tell, as your merciful god, I will send you to hell

[Verse 7: Mohg, Lord of Blood (Camogod)]
Welcome to my mausoleum
Don't let the door hit you like rings on me, yeah, I got three 'em
And they all gon' get you like dynasty forever ruling
My family gon' get you right bitch, I'm damn near here eternal
Nokron be right near in sight, you step through that gate, and your fate turning black, all attacks that I'm using be burning my blood
Swinging the trident, you tryna avoid it, but I just keep swinging, I'm turning it up
You ain't grab your runes before dying again, to my magic your levels, I'm burning 'em up
How many times you gon' step through the fog and repeat this whole cycle, like thirty or sum?

[Verse 8: Maliketh, the Black Blade (True Evil Villain)]
Smoking your top five, raised on the godside, all black fit, I stick to the shadows
Slave to the first, made death be the curse, been branded at birth, no chit for the chattle
See, what you grip ain't fit for a battle, brandish a blade, turn kings into cattle
Born for the beef, step to the beast, that's more for the feast, don't toy with the teach
You beating me? That's optimistic, tendencies is arsonistic
Deeds of Queen is narcissistic, still my means is altruistic, undefeated - god is witness
Gold on the wrist, no need for a jeweler, tarnished the king, no need for a ruler
When I run the fade, gon' up so many dracos, you gon' think your ass was in Faram Azula
[Verse 9: Morgott, the Omen King (Ninethie)]
Margit the Fell, no, Morgott's the name
You had been felled, so why push on again
Thinking you're swell, oh, I'm bringing the pain
Hope to do well, foe, I'm in my second phase
Slim change from Limgrave
No mistake, you are pitiful
Step up in, plus faith
Misplaced, weaker than sentinel
Last of the line, last of all kings
Watching you die, gonna get full swings
Ambitions must be layed to rest
I will be your first and final test

[Verse 10: Hoarah Loux, Warrior (Isthatfr0st)]
Only mortal man to stand here upon demigods
Step to me, I get Sarosh to slash you with twenty claws
Not a miniboss, know it's my fault if you feel the ground shake
First lord, prepare for assault if you want the crown, wait
I'm Hoarah Loux, these other tarnished n***as is horrible
I'll grab them with these palms, and powerbomb me a whore or too
Y'all ain't got what it takes to restore the Golden Order, dude
I'm not Malenia, but I promise that you'll feel horror too

[Verse 11: Radagon of the Golden Order (Diggz Da Prophecy)]
MC's it's Hammer time, not Thor, but, bitch, it's Radagon
'Cause all you hear is boom when I pop, see, I'mma Patamon
Atom bomb taking all that matters, I control tremors
Ain't no Austin Powers, you should coward, I'mma Gold Member
Make way, no comparing us
Red haired, no Shanks, but I'm feared enough
They get in shape to prepare for us
But be so scared when we squaring up
That's on god, I'mma make 'em deceased
And if you ever take me down, you'll just awaken the beast