We can sneak from screen to screen and wait for days
And the fire exit signs will light the way
And with the right lie, and the right stuff
We can slip into the theater showing Fight Club
And who cares about nightmares anyway?

[Chorus]
Cause you are rated R
And I'm fifteen, I'm fifteen
You are rated R
You're bad for me, but I'm happy

It's the weight of all the dirty words you say
And the nudity is new to me, but hey yeah
With the straight face, and the plain walk
We can slip into the movie with the chainsaw
And who cares about nightmares anyway?

[Chorus]
Cause you are rated R
And I'm fifteen, I'm fifteen
You are rated R
You're bad for me, but I'm happy holding hands

While the killer climbs the fence
With the gun between his teeth
And if the movie gets too tense
We can crawl beneath the seats
You can kiss me on the mouth
Yeah, I like the way that feels
And you know my heart's so easy for you to steal

[Chorus]
Cause you are rated R
And I'm fifteen, I'm fifteen
You are rated R
You're bad for me, but I'm happy