I’m never going down
I’m never going down again
Even if they all pass me by
Even if they all pass me by

I’m never going down
I’m never going down again
Even if they all pass me by
Even if they all pass me by

And if I had an old friend
If I had a good old friend
To drinking in the kitchen
I’d love him from ten til ten

I’m never going down
I’m never going down again
Even if they all pass me by
Even if they all pass me by

I’m never going down

And if I had a little friend
If I had a little girlfriend
To sneak into my garden gate
I’d love her from eight til eight
I’m never going down
I’m never going down again
Even if they all pass me by
Even if they all pass me by