Hook (Quinntillion and Dawg Earz):
I'm a hobbit and I've got hairy feet
Yeah I am a hobbit and I just can't be beat
Cause I'm a hobbit H-O-B-B-I-T
Yeah I'm a hobbit

Verse 1 (Dawg Earz):
I'm a hobbit and I look really cool
I'm a hobbit if you seek adventure then you're a fool
I'm hobbit, I lead a quiet life
Free of bad guys and free of strife
I'm a hobbit so don't get in my grill
I'm a hobbit and I live in a hill
I am a hobbit and I'm a very happy fellow
I like my life quiet and very mellow

Hook (Quinntillion and Dawg Earz):
I'm a hobbit and I've got hairy feet
Yeah I am a hobbit and I just can't be beat
Cause I'm a hobbit H-O-B-B-I-T
Yeah I'm a hobbit

Verse 2 (Quinntillion):
Yo I'm a hobbit
In my house no electrical socket
I'm so small I can fit in your pocket
H-O-B-B-I-T Hobbit
I got hairy feet so I don't need shoes
I don't need to take them off I get right to the food
Don't answer the door when the dwarfs come ring
If you do that no adventure no sword no sting
I just love to smoke my pipe
Also eat and sleep yeah that's my life
Better not mess with me today
And if there's food get out of my way
Thats right I'm a hobbit and I know I'm small
But I can eat way way more than y'all
Yeah I'm a hobbit and I love to eat
H-O-B B-I-T
That's right all hobbits unite
We might be small but we can put up a fight
See the fireworks such a beautiful sight
Multiple dinners every night
You may write a horse but we can ride a pony
If we don't get food yeah you know we'll be Groaning
Six meals a day and that's a must
Telling all the ring wraiths eat my dust
Hobbit I rock it you could never stop it
I know I'm small but you better not mock it
Or I'll rough you up with my hairy feet
Tear you apart like the food I eat
Here's some advice don't mess with dwarves
Or old Gandalf with his fireworks
If you hobbits with me come on and sing
Man I hate that stupid ring