[Chorus]
Coke is way better than that shit Pepsi
If you got that loud, you better invite me
Light that bitch up like a Christmas tree
Pull up to Sev for taquitos and a slurpee
Yung Noodle

[Verse 1]
I swear you dudes switching up, Caitlyn Jenner
You think you're doing good, well I'm doing better
You never used to fuck with me when I was down
But as soon as I'm Noodle, you're tryna fuck with me now
Why don't you just go back to playing FIFA
And beating off each other to Mia Khalifa
We were hella chill back in middle school
But you cut me off because smoking wasn't cool
Now it's ironic 'cause all you guys smoke
But that's none of my business, I'ma sip my coke
Some people tell me, this ain't real rap
All my songs just some white people crap
Everyone asks Yung Noodle when your next song
First, I'ma take a couple rips from this bong
You dudes some clowns like you from It
Shout out Big Griff, you know we keep it lit
Smoking some cabbage and I'll never quit
Hold up, I spot a hit

[Chorus]
Coke is way better than that shit Pepsi
If you got that loud, you better invite me
Light that bitch up like a Christmas tree
Pull up to Sev for taquitos and a slurpee

[Verse 2]
Tryna tell me how to make my songs, don't even start
You're just mad you couldn't rap your part
We were working on a song in my basement
You rapped hella shit, so I found a replacement
You told me all my songs sound the same
That's why Zimmerhackle your middle name
Me and Cgreen pre-gamed the pre-game
Catch you with a thotty, best be ashamed
Yo bitch got finessed, you know who to blame
10k views in a week, cannot complain
Wanted to diss people, so I made a track
C'ville needs a new rapper, so I replaced Twack
[?] look like a whole snack
My uncle showed up to Christmas tryna sell me crack
If you never had taquitos high, you ain't living
Me and Cgreen down ten Cokes in one sitting
Call us the JV team 'cause we stay winning
Change up on your homies, that is sinning
Can't ball 'cause I'm white like paper
I moved to a white neighborhood 'cause it was safer
Better watch your girl 'cause Csnyder might take her
If fire beats were bread then Cgreen is the baker
I'm white so I don't have to worry 'bout cops
But when I try to jump, I ain't got hops
White boy shit, down on my socks
You know she's a thotty if she's wearing crocs
Maryland is my state, C'ville is my home
Searching for thotties, call me Google Chrome
I only drink Coke if it's canned
[?] shot himself in the hand
Just might have to bang your bitch 'cause I'm in band
But my phone stay dryer than sand
Carter out here looking like Coconut Head
And Chase's ass look like his name is Ned
I need to find a plug who is always reliable
Chase will never smash that is undeniable