[Verse 1]
Why does a dog need to be walked?
Three birds fighting out in the yard
But I don’t know what they’re fighting about
So why does a dog need to listen
Whenever you shout?
These cats seem to blow
Everyone’s mind, but mine
What is so funny
About beasts above understanding?

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
Are you their master?
Did you buy them at the store?
Did they know they were a cure
For you to stop being bored?
So somebody mated them
And took their babies away from them
Stuck a price tag on their nose
And now you’re buying it clothes

[Outro]
So, why does a dog need to be walked?