Dan I can't believe this is what your best is
Soundin like you got a ghostwriter named Desmond
Way off the beat—I think he's allergic
And it's got me wondering if hittin back is worth it

Honestly their shit, it doesn't really bother me
Not to be a dick but how can you expect
A Kick when y'all can't even bring a Starter?
Now go a little harder, cause I'm calling for
A moratorium on oratory order

Cuz this shit is all a part of me
You think I'm losing sleep because he follows me?
All he sees are dollar trees buried by baer paws
B taff make the teens laugh by breakin the faux pas

Dan's hittin pause
While I keep it raw and honest
I'm just playin though
Gotta maintain the bit and take a hit but stay in flow
I made a bit of wack-ass rap to take a stab
At turnin stanzas into stand-up
With a beat to clap your hands to

You were probably prepared for the call a bit
But I expected all of it and
So far I'm flawless
Cause 1 for 1 means like the best codecs, I'm lossless
And if you think Alyse can't match, watch her drop this

Alyse:
Dan thinks he's the man, but most of us can't stand him
When I scan chat his jokes land flat. I wanna ban him
Even Mean Dean Cutty's rappin better than him
But at least speaking this way we can understand him
Rappin so bad even lion took him down
Sounding like Kanye West on the playground
Real recognize real, though, so I'll acquiesce
But all y'all do the same and recognize who's the best

Rippin this shit in a minute I'm in it to win it
When in the beginnin b taffy was kiddin but then the
Retaliatory performances bored me
So hold these Ls for me and get down on both knees. show r-e-s-p-e-c-t to b taff supreme
That's me
In case you forgot the previous entry to my legacy that apparently has begun to see
An increase in urgency so allow me the space to breathe these
Fires upon the pyres y'all so kindly have in place for your retirement, if you please

Now it seems that all these boys wanna step to b taff supreme (like the tee)
Here to make the memes
And laugh at all your sorry ass raps
(please clap)

Who knew that all the shit you find up in my cranium
Could be the sort of shit you'd end up hearin in a stadium
Arcadium but end up even hotter than the peppers, yo

(OH)

Baertaffy's gone end up on VEVO
While Mathas adds on to his collection of amiibos
Rocklee brought the heat in style, I admire him
But I had to set fire to the beat just to inspire him
And I don't even know why lion thought that I'd
Deny that I had made it in the special thanks of
What the critics say may hold a special place within
The hearts of all of those who played it. Told my ma I made
It on the day that Derek Yu had given me a special thanks
Only lion's ma has ever told him he was special
Thanks for playin

As for the others, let me ask you one question
Cause I'm thinkin that I landed in the wrong profession
And I'm lookin for an outlet for all of this aggression
Y'all don't deserve to have to deal with my depression
So I think I'm gonna take a hint and have another session
Put some rhymes onto a beat and mix it all with some compression
Make impressions on the right people, then at my discretion
Drop bombs back upon y'all when you least expect it

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Betcha Dan's probly wishin he could hit command z
Tryna match beats with your boy Baer-taff-y
Wasn't sure I'd come back with the bars and gold voice
But the disses that you missed me with left me no choice