[TRENT]
I'm just a boy in love

[MALE DANCERS]
La-la-la-lovey dove

[TRENT]
I can't be held responsible for my actions

[MALE DANCERS]
Oooh, he's a male ingénue

[TRENT]
I have no underlying issues to address
I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed

[MALE DANCERS]
They say love makes you crazy
Therefore, you can't call him crazy
'Cause when you call him crazy
You're just calling him in love!

[TRENT]
Blam!