[THE DARKNESS]
In my life I've had so many men
But there's one I come back to again and again
We've been on and off for such a long time
Now he's back, and I'm feelin' oh, so fine

He's the darkness
My first love, my true love
The darkness
He knows me better than anyone
He holds me close and whispers things that I don't want to hear
When I feel the butterflies of dread, I know the darkness is here

[YOU STUPID BITCH]
Well, Rebecca, you've done it now

[spoken]
Yeah, you guys know this one

[sung]
Karma's come to tap you on the shoulder
All that lying that's been festering
Plus breaking and entering
Is coming now to crush you like a boulder

You ruined everything, you stupid bitch
You ruined everything, you stupid, stupid bitch
You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things
And wants the world to burn
Bitch
You're a stupid bitch
And lose some weight
I was so close to paradise
But now the only thing I'm close to is defeat
These shards are a metaphor for my soul
Won't stop the self-pity, 'cause I'm on a roll
Yes, Josh completes me, but how can that be
When there's no me left to complete?

You ruined everything, you stupid bitch

[spoken]
Sing with me!

[AUDIENCE, sung]
You ruined everything
You stupid, stupid bitch

[RACHEL, spoken]
Yes, I deserve this!

[sung]
You're just a poopy little slut who doesn't think
And deceives the people she loves!

Now he knows I'm not some innocent lamb
He sees me for what I am
Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly
Fat and stupid, simple self-hating
Bitch!