[Spoken Intro: MC]
For our final number, a song of love. To all those listening in: Stay warm and good night!

[Verse 1: Lover]
Johnny, I'm begging you: think this over
You're alone and it couldn't be much colder
Think of what you have to say
Can it wait another day?

[Verse 2: Johnny]
Fuck no! I'm coming right now to see you
Walking my happy ass in 22 degrees
My whiskey keeps me comfy
How would you not fucking want me?

[Verse 3: Johnny & Lover & both]
Johnny, you're drunk, go home
I'll be over in a pinch
You're being irrational!
And I think you're being a bitch!
It all comes crashing down
One big beautiful sound!

[Chorus: both]
Love me, shove me, anything for you to touch me
I'll be your dog to push around
She don't want me, it all comes crashing
One big beautiful sound!
[Verse 4: Johnny]
La-na-na-na...
I'm feelin’ fine, I'm soberin' up
I'm just so tired, I don't wanna get up
Think I'll find a cozy nook
Snow bed's warmer than it looks
*coughs*

[Bridge: Johnny & both]
Tired of me fucking up my life, yeah
Suck it and see, yields no surprises
I’ve been down this road one million times
I cannot believe I'm walking down this line again
My father in me breaking out so vicious *hisses*
Would you believe it's a condition?
I wouldn't either, I would leave while you can
Pack up your shit and find a real man
All that I got is what you see and
Isn't a lot, just little old me and
Rotgut in hand, with a bit of chaser
Running around, still trying to chase her

[Chorus/Outro: Johnny & Lover & both]
Love me, shove me, anything for you to touch me
I'll be your dog to push around
She don't want me, it all comes crashing
One—
Big—
...Beautiful sound!