Every morning when I get up I open the fridge just to see where I'm at
Sometimes it's noon sometimes it's one one one
Is it an egg day?
I don't care anyways
I don't care anyways
I don't care anyways

Just give me some applesauce I'll put it on the bacon
I will have no aggressive condiment passing in this house young man
Everyone eats corn flakes these days
I asked for ketchup I'm eatin' salad here
Has brown
Benedict breakfast
Sunny D
Chicken fried steak!
Just give me a cigarette
Just give me a fucking cigarette!
De-De-Con-Con-Struc-Struc-Ted-Ted breakfast
Deconstructed breakfast