(Spoken intro)
Hey yo, Aggu here
People say the hardest kind of rap is freestyling
You know what I say: That's true
Turn on the autotune…

Freestyling with Aggu
Aggu back again freestyling, what?
First song’s good, it was a freestyle

Let’s do a whole song about nothing
Anything in this room I can freestyle

(rapping)
Freestyling every day, every night Yo
Autotune makes your voice light
Only whites use autotune. Need I say it?
Just kidding, rappers use it, too

John Cena, he’s a rapper
Just kidding, he wrestles
Either way, they both sound similar

Pepe The Frog is a meme. A dead one
Shrek is, too
So are you (oh)

Mario, new game in 2017 (ooh)
Horrible. Just kidding, it was lit boi
Oh my gosh, freestyling about video games is boring

Let’s go on to talk about Big Shaq
Man’s Not Hot, skraa skraa, kika-ka
Man’s Not Hot, Big Shaq, 2+2 is 4
He’s a good rapper, he’s legit (ooh)
Everybody loves him, everybody knows it
(ooh, oof, ooh)
(ooh) forgot what to say in this freestyle
Let’s actually go on even further

Expired milk smells sour because it was made by Donald Trump in a shower
Shower, shower thoughts are the best thoughts alive
They make you sound smart to your wife
Even if you’re not married, you sound great

Just kidding, you are really really lame
You just got straight up, mother flipping roasted (yeah)
Freestyle all the time
Aggu raps (ooh)
Aggu Aggu raps better than you
Freestyling yah-yeet
Autotune
Aggu raps freestyle, let’s go
Got that light, boi
We done now, let’s go
Aggu raps done now