PattyCake Productions
That’s All (The Villains Lair)
[Maleficent, spoken]
Could it be that the mighty queen is threatened?

[The Evil Queen, spoken]
Threatened, by a wingless fairy? Let us not forget who restored you to the world of the living

[The Evil Queen]
If it weren't for me, maybe think what if
You would still be at the bottom of that cliff
Just a sad old tale
Beaten and impaled
A pathetic relic all because you failed
This is the story as I recall
So show some gratitude instead of attitude
That’s all

[Maleficent, spoken]
The story, yes, but a detail or two omitted. I imagine a woman of your age must havе difficulty remembering

[Maleficent]
Truе, I owe a debt but let's not forget
Why you needed me to give you what you could not get
So go on attack
I have what you lack
It was I not you that brought the villains back
So ask your mirror on the wall
Who's the saddest or the baddest one of all
That’s all
[The Evil Queen]
If by saddest, you mean the one who follows orders then I believe that title belongs to you

[The Evil Queen]
Yes, you brought them back under my command
It was I not you that had the master plan
Lock that witch away in a sea she'd stay
Now unable to collect her debts from us to pay

[Maleficent]
You mean your debt

[The Evil Queen]
My debt?

[Maleficent]
Yes!

[The Evil Queen]
It was our debt!

[Maleficent]
Hm, wrong again, my pet

[Maleficent]
With a single bite on a stormy night
Seven little men caught what you did to poor Snow White
Now you're off your throne
So I'd watch your tone
As I recall you took a little tumble of your own
[The Evil Queen]
Well done, I'm sure that now you think you've won this fight
But alas, you forget I survived that night

[Maleficent]
Hm, not quite

[Maleficent]
In the sea you drowned but the sea witch found
An opportunity and brought you back to solid ground
Quite the find she made for your life she'd trade
The sea king's crown a deal that you betrayed

[The Evil Queen]
That’s rich now let’s talk about the deal you made

[The Evil Queen]
There was once a king who had found his bride
But a winged green fairy the kingdom denied
Stefan's love you lost so the sea you crossed
A deal for a sleeping curse your wings it cost
Spare me your high and mighty and your gall
Cause I’m the ruler and you are nothing but the fool
That's all

[Maleficent]
You're the one to blame no denying it
[The Evil Queen]
You're responsible and yet you are defying it

[Maleficent]
Now you’ve made your bed so you can lie in it

[Both]
You just need me for someone to blame

[Maleficent]
Now let's not forget

[The Evil Queen]
If it weren't for me

[Maleficent]
Why you needed me to give you what you could not get

[The Evil Queen]
Oh, please just a washed up hack

[Maleficent]
I have what you lack

[The Evil Queen]
It was I

[Maleficent]
No I brought the villains back

[Both]
This is the story as I recall

[The Evil Queen]
So show some gratitude instead of attitude

[Maleficent]
Ask your mirror on the wall, who's the saddest one of all

[The Evil Queen]
I'm the baddest one of all

[Both]
That's all