There is a bear at the airport waiting on a plane
There is a cow at the funeral bidding farewell
There is a goat at the terminal boarding the C train
There is a horse at the hospital dancing with the hare

Somebody call the doctor from the university
Somebody call upon the witch and the wizardry
Somebody call the rabbi, the pastor, and the sheikh
'Cause we are coming on the days of insanity
The days of insanity, the days of..

There is a lion on the ocean bed mating with the whale
There is a rhino on the outer spread mating with a mare

Somebody call the doctor from the university
Somebody call upon the witch and the wizardry
Somebody call the rabbi, the pastor, and the sheikh
’Cause we are coming on the days of insanity
The days of insanity, the days of..

Somebody call the doctor from the university
Somebody call upon the witch and the wizardry
Somebody call the rabbi, the pastor, and the sheikh
'Cause we are coming on the days of insanity
The days of insanity, the days of..