[Verse 1]
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
If I bake you a cake will it help you forget that I haven't paid my rent?
If I fix you a meal will it ease how you feel about my delinquent bill?

[Verse 2]
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
If I gave you a third will you be unperturbed that I haven't kept my word?
If I gave you a huff, if I gave you a luff will you comprehend, the times, they are tough?

[Verse 3]
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
Hey, hey Mr Landlord
If I sing you a tune
On the screen, on the Zoom
Will you give me at least until June
Oh, I am good with my hands
I can till your lands
I've got no other way to heed your demands
You can give me a task
To knit you a face mask
Oh, I've got no other means for the next few months
[Harmonica solo]