[Intro]
I'll tell you exactly how I did it
I walked through the den where my grandfather cheats at board games every Saturday
I walked quietly into my grandparents' room so I could watch them sleeping
I was naked so I wouldn't get blood on my clothes
I crawled on my grandparents' bed
And I stabbed my grandfather in the neck

[Drop]
When I saw them there like that, I started to get an erection
And then Legs started barking, and I went soft again

I started to get an erection

His skin was thick, like leather
And he twitched a little, like a chicken
Then, my grandmother woke up
I stabbed her in the breast
She looked surprised to see me there like that
I think she died very fast
I think she whispered, "I love you, Tate"
She said, "I love you, Tate. I love you, grandson"

[Drop]
I love you, grandson
[Instrumental Outro]