[Intro]
My son Chip passed away, he was stolen out of a box

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and this is Bill Cosby

[Scream]
[?]
[Scream]
You need to get with him because my penis only has a tip [Scream]

This is boring

There are other ways besides intercourse with a man's penis and a woman's vagina
Karlor can [bleep] anything, and he will, and has
Women, devils, angels, animals

[?]
Wanna hit the hay, then come on down
To the Lazy Horse Mattress, they're the best in town
Wanna hit the hay, then come on down
To the Lazy Horse Mattress, they're the best in town

[Outro]
You're not smiling right now, you should be happy all the time!
Smile! Eat your carrots! Cook the dog!