[Verse 1]
I'm tired of using my hand more times than I can count
Spending my time all alone, seems like an absurd amount
Every day all I see: people kissing violently
Can I have what they have: the feel of stability
Well isn't that just great, his tongue is down her throat
If it goes anymore I think she'll probably choke
I just can't seem to find someone to call my own
The girl of my dreams who's gonna jump my bones

[Pre-Chorus]
I searched far and wide
Someone I hope to find
But she was in my mind
The entire time

[Chorus]
And if you only knew, I'd give my heart to you
Too bad that you're pretend
My made-up girlfriend
The way you make me feel, it's like you're almost real
She'll be here till the end
My made-up girlfriend

[Verse 2]
Maybe this isn't so bad cause I see you every night
And you do it so well, other girls can't do this right
They all just do it one way, or that's what I assume
I'm going lefty tonight, stranger in the bedroom
I see you in the night, when I am all alone
Smiling back at me, a smile I've never known
As perfect as you are, the thing that really blows
I'm only wishing that, I could take off your clothes

[Pre-Chorus]
I searched far and wide
Someone I hope to find
But she was in my mind
The entire time

[Chorus]
And if you only knew, I'd give my heart to you
Too bad that you're pretend
My made-up girlfriend
The way you make me feel, it's like you're almost real
She'll be here till the end
My made-up girlfriend

[Bridge]
Something about it just feels so wrong
I'm kinda wishing you were real so you could play along
But something about it just feels so right
Cause you're the reason that I even close my eyes at night
Can I have this dance? It won't require pants
I think I'm calling it, the "Horizontal Hula Dance"
I'm only asking that, go easy on my back
'Cuz you're the reason that my socks crack... ew!

[Chorus]
And if you only knew, I'd give my heart to you
Too bad that you're pretend
My made-up girlfriend
The way you make me feel, it's like you're almost real
She'll be here till the end
My made-up girlfriend
And if you only knew, I'd give my heart to you
Too bad that you're pretend
My made-up girlfriend
The way you make me feel, it's like you're almost real
She'll be here till the end
My made-up girlfriend