[Intro: Sleepless Monster]
Hmm, I wonder where Billy has been
I mean, he hasn't been making music for a long time
In fact, the real question is...
Where he at?


[Verse 1: Sleepless Monster]
Billy, where you at, you left a long time ago!
My real thought is that you are alone at home
No cheesy movie, though, that's for sure
But I got no doctor that has the cure
To the thing that stopped Billy
Well, in fact, it is quite silly


[Hook: Sleepless Monster]
Well, you see, Billy decided to almost quit music
It's because of his personal life, fuhgettaboutit
Wait, is that Billy?
Oh man, it is...


[Verse 2: XXXBILLYBOY]
Billy back like a baseball cap on the rack
Long hiatus but you know I don't slack
Chewing gum, spitting bubbles, got no trouble
Spinning basketballs on my finger, make it double
Jumble up and slur my words, oh man I'm a mumble rapper
Criticizing the flow of the new wave
Surfing around like its a hot summer day
By the way, y'all know I slay the rap game
The beats are not there, but I beg to differ
The beat in the song is at a volume smaller than your fingers
Dividing the code like it's a math geek
Chilling around, scrolling through SeatGeek
Paid promotion, it's a commotion, dancing to the motion
Paid insurance, my rent, and my car loan
Hair slick after using some Dove and Sloan
Wetter than water, but the game is slipping
Next thing ya know, the rap game is on the floor tripping
Me and Sleep, we gonna eat the rap game
Asking for the sixth plate
Scratch off our corny names
We just got the same fame


[Ending 1: Sleepless Monster]
Okay, okay Billy
We all loved it that you are back
But you didn't have to come back so savagely
Anyways, goodbye!


[Ending 2: XXXBILLYBOY]
Get me my JUICE, MAN!