I will get bands
TNE makes me wanna put my hands down my pants
But I'm not gay cause I really swear
Please, can I sit down I need a chair
That's why I'm not crippled though, because that would be weird
(hot dog)
I like to touch old men and their beard
I do not like to eat skewered food
I broke up with your girl cause she was actually a dude
(wow)

~outro~
That's it
Songs over