[Intro: Samples + Yung Tubby]:

Things are getting a little wild at Caillou's house

Screams, accompanied by gunshots, followed by the “watch yo jet” clip

Gun Click
I see you, Caillou. (fuck you Caillou)
I see you. I see what you be playing, Caillou. HUH
WHAT YOU BE PLAYING, CAILLOU. HUH
WHAT YOU BE PLAYING

[Hook: Yung Tubby]

Caillou fuck my wife (uh)
Caillou fuck my wife (god damn)
Caillou fuck my wife (I dunno why)
Caillou fuck my wife (got damn)

[Verse]
Caillou, why’d you fuck her? I loved her. God damn you Caillou
I’ll get you back
Like I’ll fuckin slap ya
Then fuck your ass
And then fuck your dad (HOLY SHIT)

Caillou got a scary ass dick for a 6-year-old
That really fucking scares me, oh lord no
Don’t put it near my face, Caillou please
I’m scared of that dick, please (OH SHIT)

Yuh, Miss Martin (ay)
Suckin’ on her pec like a spartan (ay)
Bitch be cartin’ (skrrt skrrt)
Caillou’s dick should be turnin’ (ay. ay)
Young Steve Martin (oh)
Kids in the back
The cats who be stuntin’
Ain't no curtains
Caillou’s getting head like it don’t mean nothin’ (god damn)

[Hook]
Caillou fuck my wife (uh)
Caillou fuck my wife (god damn)
Caillou fuck my wife (I dunno why)
Caillou fuck my wife (got damn)
Why you fuck my wife for. Seriously, just why?

[Outro + Disclaimer]
Oh yeah by the way, just to clarify, um, Caillou is actually legal age now, so anything I said in this is, it’s um, it’s okay. Alright