[Verse 1]
They keep creeping towards the door
My stomach twists like a worm beneath the lure
My heartbeat skips like a phonograph
Old machines weren't built to last
But they keep creeping towards the door

[Verse 2]
They keep creeping towards the door
Their bodies reek like they're carrying a corpse
Their footsteps creak as they circle in
And the power's running thin
But they keep creeping towards the door

[Chorus]
The Phone Guy tells me that there is no danger
But I suspect that things will get much stranger
Somеthing about this room is hypnotizing, paralyzing
Terrifying

[Verse 3]
They keep creeping towards the door
My backbonе shakes like a tremor on the floor
My kneecaps quake
Why don't I just scram?
Or unplug that stupid fan?
'Cause they keep creeping towards the door
[Verse 4]
These furry phonies masquerade like they're cute
The kids don't notice 'cause they think they're cartoons
Oh don't look now, I think that Freddy's en route
Deadly pursuit
Sweaty fursuit

[Bridge]
(Hey, look whose got you on the hook, it's)

[Chorus]
The Phone Guy tells me that there is no danger
But I suspect that things will get much stranger
Something about this room is hypnotizing, paralyzing
Terrifyi—