HOOK (2x)

Thank you dad!
For all the special times we never had
Thank you dad!
For never being there to whoop my ass
Thank you dad!
For never lending Ma a helping hand
Thank you dad!
Thank you pops, uh..

Allow me to introduce my other half, get liver
Put your hands together for Samuel Adonijah
He's my biological, same blood inside us
To tell the truth i should've
Popped up outta his vagina
Cuz you the real pussy punk pops
In disguise "ugh"
Family members I've never met
Said I look like ya
But our relationship is something
They couldn't decipher
I still wonder what makes
A grown man decide to
Leave his baby
Too much cryin, no pacifiers?
You couldn't handle the smell
Of shit when you checked my diapers?
Was it the farting? the burping
When i threw up saliva?
C'mon Dad
What you hella weak?
You no survivor?
Ain't no excuse fool
Save ya "ah boo hoo's"
I swear i pray for the day
Your balls drop through
Ooooh!
Like ya jaws drop, every birthday
I don't call you
So here's a late present
I brought a crowd to applaud you
HOOK(2x)