If you had..
One shot..
Or one opportunity..
To copy and steal everything you ever wanted..
In one moment..
Would you let it slip?
Or be like fat cunt CowbellyTV? (BT!)

On top! Food chain! Won’t stop, New gains
Hot box that blue haze
One lock, Two chains!
No bras! Two babes!
Mic dropped! New stage
Lights in my rearview
Five cops! Fool's race!

Faster than a Tesla, they say I’m exhausted
Looking for success like I’m crazy and lost it
Higher then a jet, guess my weed is a rocket!
The comments that my vids get, are wild and a moshpit

Wait, pause it
Time for the raw shit!
Cowbelly here on the track, and I’m flexin
When my shit drops it's hotter than a Texan!
Got my penguin-hoes
I’m the next Hugh Hefner
I’m getting all these kisses
On my really huge pecker!
Yeah, I’m chasing dreams, unlike you I’m not asleep
My pockets so deep, I keep my bling on fleek!
I’m a teen without a job, a rebel without a cause
A king without a god, a penguin with a vlog!
The fans will never get bored
Cause just like at an Aldi's
They never know what's in store
Take a look at my Comment Awards!

Send me all your best shit, I'll put it on the guest list
When I drop my next vid it takes of like a Lexus
Some say that I am sexist, but I'm turning a new leaf
You don't know what you're missin converting to a Christian!
Like your girl in low-cut, I ain't giving no fucks (fucks)
They ask when I'll grow up, they say they are so done
But I'm just like so what, what comes down will go up
I'll post up a new vid, these kids will get roast up
Wow, Cowbelly, slow up

There's some thing about Cowbelly, that you need to know already
I'm on the grind just like R. Kelly..
And when I drop that shit it's heavy..
But if you think I'm O.G. then you clearly don't know me

I never make my own memes, my face should be an emoji
On my throne like all day, a king like Lebron James
Awh dang, that was too flame!
I'm about to make a new name
But there's something I won't make, new leans like stay fake
That's why hate's still hate, when I drop memes a little late
People stare like "what are those?"
I'll be like "wuss poppin Jimbos"
I don't give a fuck about hoes, just tryna stay not food-broke
My keystrokes are seamless, Call it a stroke of genius
Copying and pasting these bits from other people's pieces
Oh, Collab that. Your thumbnails, I pass that
Behind the scenes, I'm pass that
I show my work, Math class!
Comment section so cruel, more judging that in high school
But they won't make me angry, I never losing my cool
And when it comes to rip-offs it's my world that i'm slayin

I got big bombs, I'm King Kong
The Kim Jong of Club Penguin
Angry fans and a YouTube, I could run the country too!
Let's all vote for Cowbelly, President 2020
I let this shit get out of hand, yeah but who's to blame?
She's drunk, he's high, but I'm both like Gucci Mane
But with each new vid I get paid, more than last time
Wherever I go, got my side-chicks on standby
I'd be up on first class, Who said penguins can't fly?
Your girl come to me every night like I had sent for her
As long as I'm a penguin, might as well be an emperor