Her car’s outside your house again
And I just laugh at your misfortune
Giddy up race horse, she’s got you so whipped

And the sad, sad part is
You held a gem there in your fist
Traded me in for a rock instead

Here’s to you, kid
Three cheers for being stupid
You will never touch me again
Doesn’t it make you wanna die
I’ve wondered what it’s like below
When you get to hell, would you let me know
‘Til then I’ll watch your heart rip
Cheers to everything you did
Here’s to you

I can sit back, throw up my feet
Karma’s taking care of you for me
But if she ever needed help with the task
You know I’d be the first one to raise my hand

I wouldn’t take you back if I had the chance
You’re the prize I’m glad I didn’t win