[Verse 1: Izuku Midoriya (Freeced)]
Greatest student of a Might Guy since Rock Lee
With hair the color of brocolli, grok me?
It's not easy being green, they're calling me cocky
I'm half-cocked, but there ain't a gun that can stop me
Quirkless, feeling rather hollow
And worthless till I had to swallow
All Might's DNA, not in a gross way
Took a little bite out of the mullet so it's OK
Better than a bullet, Deku on a fast track
Speedier than Ben Shapiro talking out of his ass crack
And that's wack, but you're gonna need a hazmat
Cuz I'm so sick. Twenty percent is where the cap's at
Rat-tat-tat like a rodent with a full sleeve
You'll see, flicking all my fingers like a pull beave
Well jeez, if you got guts, better believe
Steppin' to Midoriya's nuts, hold deez
[Verse 2: Ochaco Uraraka (HalaCG)]
Float, what are you gonna do
Without any of your gravity
You're mad at me, that's sad to see
But I will not let up my speed
My reasons keep me going
I'll work harder, making good money
Playing kind, stopping wrong
That's out in front of me
Yea, I'm part of the Dekusquad
But I'm my own hero, never a zero
As a team, we're powerful and there are
None of those overblown idiot egos
We defeated a top tier villain in our first year
Winnin' cause we got it, no evil can stop us
We have each others backs, combine our attacks
In the end, we're just best friends who kick ass
[Verse 3: Tenya Iida (Carter Sauce)]
Iida, so you know I'm gonna run it up
And speed up cuz I'm more than just a runner up
Like Peta I'm an animal and I feel like a
Cheetah, leave a Stain covered in spots
I'm an engine, did I mention?
Gonna get bro's vengeance; out of question. Pay attention!
Class is in session. The percentage
Of prevention of your death is well, dependent
On my friends and the tension
Of my Tin Shin tends to be kicking your tendons
I'm attempting to get attention
Your class president it's Tenya then
Girls call me specs, yeah
But expect that I will wreck ya
Won't let ya mess with my posse
So saucy, you can't ketchup
[Verse 4: Tsuyu Asui (Sailorurlove)]
Don't call me Tsu, unless you're my friend
And then I insist!
(Ribbit ribbit) Got ya by your neck with that fast tongue
I'll get anyone in the water
And demolish like I oughta
For you coming at my friends, shoulda warned ya
I gotta be honest cause that's what I do
When you walked into battle it was over for you
Mess with my squad, you're soon to be doomed
Gonna make me hop hop, ribbit ribbit, hit you with those toxic fumes
Climbing the wall defies gravity
Just like my good friend Uravity
We'll both have you dodging us frantically
Put you to shame, Froppy's the name
Won't see me coming
My camo is part of the game (ribbit ribbit)
[Verse 5: Shoto Todoroki (Vinny Noose)]
Todoroki; everybody know me
Feelin' icy hot, flexin' harder than your phonies (what?!)
Stronger than em all, winnin' every brawl
Bakugo couldn't even show me up
Listen for a minute, I've been livin' with a deep wound
Play a note, my piano make it detuned
'Cuz I'm sad, I got fury on the surface
Bleed it out, winnin' fights is my purpose
Colder than cold, hotter than hot
Takin' me on, give me all that you got
Freezing you out, bout to take all your clout
Doubt that I'll break a smile, but I'm hearing them shout
Oh no, Shoto
Burn like Mangekyo tho
Oh no, Shoto
Freeze like Frozone, hold up